Nicholas. 14. Straight. Taken. Funny. Acting. Church. Family. Friends. School.
I'm just a kid, enjoying life, making every moment count & living without regrets.
My blog is made up of completely funny shit. Don't like? IDGAF
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
This still makes me laugh out loud so hard I can’t breATHE
“>Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
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f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body
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i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
I see what you did there…
